THE 17 HOTTEST HEAVY METAL HOT SAUCES

BY LINDA LESEMAN  |  AUGUST 17, 2015

#17 - Bumblefoot’s Normal hot sauce

#8 - Bumblefoot’s BumbleF**Ked hot sauce

#1 - Bumblefoot's Abnormal hot sauce

Oh, dear God. It’s raging hot. Blazing hot! It doesn’t deserve to be this hot! I’m running to the kitchen for a glass of cold milk chased by a glass of cold water with baking soda (homemade Alka-Seltzer), followed by the lone piece of cheddar cheese in my refrigerator. Holy shit, Bumblefoot! What the hell did you put in that sauce? The pain keeps coming. I’m crying. I could die right here, you know. I could wake up in the hospital, or worse, not wake up — in the hospital. Death by hot sauce. 

The label says “not for beginners.” I don't know who this is for. It certainly lives up to its name.

Brutality: \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/