THE 17 HOTTEST HEAVY METAL HOT SAUCES

BY LINDA LESEMAN  |  AUGUST 17, 2015


#17 - Bumblefootís Normal hot sauce

#8 - Bumblefootís BumbleF**Ked hot sauce

#1 - Bumblefoot's Abnormal hot sauce

Oh, dear God. Itís raging hot. Blazing hot! It doesnít deserve to be this hot! Iím running to the kitchen for a glass of cold milk chased by a glass of cold water with baking soda (homemade Alka-Seltzer), followed by the lone piece of cheddar cheese in my refrigerator. Holy shit, Bumblefoot! What the hell did you put in that sauce? The pain keeps coming. Iím crying. I could die right here, you know. I could wake up in the hospital, or worse, not wake up ó in the hospital. Death by hot sauce. 

The label says ďnot for beginners.Ē I don't know who this is for. It certainly lives up to its name.

Brutality: \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/

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