This website is for exposing poorly folded toilet paper triangles in hotel rooms.
This is an example of a properly folded toilet paper triangle.
Although the far ends are not perfectly aligned, it has a fine point that is
centered, sharp edges, and no visible under-fold.
Rating: A
Below are some of the atrocities encountered during travels.
*Please note, none of these triangles have been tampered with, all have been photographed in their original form.
There are certain elements to properly folded toilet paper triangles that must be. Symmetry, sharp edges, a fine point, no visible underfolds - this is especially vital when in pairs.
Notice the soft uneven right edge of the left roll. The right roll point
is not centered. The left roll has more of a "hang down".
Rating: a conservative B
There's an old saying in the toilet paper triangle folding world... "If
there's no point, there's no point." In other words, if you're not going
to make a pointed end to your triangle, don't bother folding it at all.
Move on to another line of work where attention to detail is less crucial, and
leave the door open for someone who cares about themselves and the what they're
leaving behind for the betterment of others.
Rating: C
A cheap, lazy, *unforgivable allowance of deconstruction due to shoddy
efforts in the side folds. You should NEVER see the underfolds, let alone an
all-out unfolding.
Rating: D
Would you walk around dressed like this? This is completely disheveled.
Creasing throughout, soft point, uneven edges, soft folding, even visible
double-folds (!!!), and worst of all, sloppy freyed underfolding hanging left
off the end. If you're looking for everything wrong you can possibly do in
life, model yourself after this.
Rating: F
Traveling can be stressful. But this is simply uncalled for.
I don't even know what to call these. What's the excuse? Was
there a strong wind in the room? I don't know what kind of half-person
would express their missing character in this kind of way.
Rating: NR
These two rolls are completely lacking uniform and unrelated. The top is a
poor resting of the work of fingerless hands with zero care or consideration.
Whereas the bottom seems to over-compensate the edges and points while
neglecting important factors such as quadrilateralization, and the head-scratchingly
overlooked left side underfold being blatantly exposed. It's as if two
people with entirely different personalities and ethics were in the room working
on this. The only thing they have in common is a short-sighted selfish
inability to envision the big picture.
Rating: F-
Creased to heck, uneven, no point, visible underfold, and a nearly empty roll
isn't helping at all. Only saving grace is the sharp right edge. But
what is it the edge of?
Rating: D-
I simply don't have words...
Not sure how to even tabulate this. Decent edges and point, yet the
ill-set right overfold hangover, extending beyond the hardware. How do you
even make this...?
Rating: D
*Normally an overfold would be an automatic F, but I do feel this is simply a
case of a lack of schooling.
What kind of animal would leave THIS for the room occupant?
Left unstraight edge, uncentered point, tearing, VU (visible underfold),
side-fray... yet there is a fine point amidst this blender malfunction of
a mess.
Rating: F+
Edges are barely even creased, and of course yielding a soft point. Right
edges are laughably elongated. Excessive right roll hangover, as well as a
major left 'roll swerve' (swerving off the roll..) Well, at least no VU or
fray. But still. C'mon.
Rating: F